Toupee Off to Mr. Pastis

No Three Wishes?

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.


"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their a$$es!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Proseletyzing in Public Schools

Would you, as a parent, allow your child to join in to an Islamic prayer?  What if, on a school-sponsored field trip, your child spent several hours in a mosque,  being indoctrinated in Muslim "history" and overtly proselytized by Muslim leaders?  Where is the ACLU on this?  Where are YOU?
This is where your tax dollars are going:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7-I9Qp3d4Y&feature=player_embedded

Heeeere's Yer Sign!

They Spent $800 Billion Dollars, and All I Got Was: 

Obviously, Illinois gets a "Bro's" discount.  

Dallas does not:  Ten grand for this baby:

Thousands of these signs exist to tell you that your tax dollars are being well spent.  Thousands of them.  Of course, no such signage for the $2 million study of ants, the $70,000 for cocaine "research," nor the $750,000 choreography study....and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.......

Be sure to thank Ron Wyden, who voted for the Stimulus Package and for Obamacare, on  November 2nd.
And also thank Kurt Schrader, David Wu, Earl Blumenauer, and Pete DeFazio too.  I'd love to see all of them added to Oregon's unemployment roster.

"Heeere's your sign" has taken on a whole new meaning.

Mom would be SO PROUD...

Commemorating 9/11

How to commemorate 9/11?  Well, as you all know, I'm as Politically Correct as I can be, so here's my perfect 9/11 suggestion:

Barbecue spareribs!  Because nothing says "freedom" like eating non-halal foods. 
The Bible clearly admonishes: "Let NO MAN judge you in what you eat..." and, referring to Jesus Christ:  "He declared ALL FOODS to be CLEAN."  Jesus, being Almighty God incarnate, is a somewhat more reliable authority than "Allah's Messenger." 

Read aloud, if you choose,  passages from the "peaceful" Q'uran, such as; 
Qur'an 9:5 "When the sacred forbidden months for fighting are past, fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, beleaguer them, and lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war."
Q'uran 9:29: "Fight against those who believe not in Allah,  nor in the Last Day,  nor forbid that which has been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger  and those who acknowledge not the "religion of truth"  among the people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians), until they pay the Jizyah ("protection" money) with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued." 

And proudly say with me:

I WILL NOT "SUBMIT!"

Care for another rib?

Oregon, My Oregon

"Ponce de Leon wasted his time looking for the fountain of youth in Florida — he should have gone to Maryland, Arkansas, Massachusetts, Oregon, or Tennessee. These states report that they didn’t remove a single dead voter from 2006 to 2008. Some of the dead registered voters were resurrected on election day and cast ballots."--J.Christian Adams, vis Pajamas Media.

Hope and Change, hope and ch...ahh, forget it.