From Their Own Mouths

From Kurt Schrader:  "I am proud to have had the opportunity to vote in support of this historic effort to overhaul America's failing healthcare system."

From Ron Wyden:  "I am working to pass real (healthcare) reform that gives Americans real choices."
 

What Will Happen Next Tuesday?

"I See...Dead People...and non-citizens...

thousands...thousands...all of them...

voting...voting for.....Democrats!"

"Call Me Senator..."

David Zucker, Hollywood director ("Airplane!" et. al.) is a reformed liberal.
As an apology for having supported Barbara Boxer in past elections, he offers this video:

Clairvoyant Ad ?

The Big "O" on the Stump

President pro-tem Obama stumped for fellow liberals John Kitzhaber and Patty Murray yesterday, quoting himself over and over and over again before choirs of sycophants.  Amazingly, only one car wreck resulted from his incarn, ummmm, appearance in Portland.
"This recession started long before I took office."  Well, yes, it started in 2007, when liberals took majority control of both House and Senate.
"Sometimes HOPE fades."  Hmmmm.  Like when $800 billion of borrowed money goes down a rathole?  Or when the Speaker of the House sniggers:  "You'll just have to pass this (Obamacare) bill to see what's in it."  Or when "Cash for Clunkers" costs more to administer than it distributes? Care to buy another pig-in-a-poke?
"Republicans drove the car into the ditch, and now they want the keys back"  Ditch?  Ohh, you mean the 4.8% unemployment rate, the 12,500 Dow, the ever-increasing GDP, the lower taxes, the restricted, smaller government:  that ditch?

I did want to hear "Spread the wealth around," and "Change we can believe in," but, once again, Mr. O let me down.  The only bright spot was the absence of Kurt Schrader, who stayed away to avoid Mr. O's kiss-of-death.  You're still gonna lose, Kurt, sorry.  Buh-Bye. DLTDHYOTWO.

On November 2nd, remember:

Detroit and Tri-Met

Here's a video I stol...ummm, redistributed from YouTube.  At every mention of "Detroit," substitute "Portland," or "Tri-Met."  This should be fun.  Oh, and the snarky politician?  "Civil Servant of the Year" for Michigan.  I rest my case.

Peace Comes To Iraq

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.


The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent." We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Barrack Obama is a dumb, good-for-nothing, left wing, weak, liberal faggot.
So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"



"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."