Worth a Thousand

It's Always Sunny...

            "Frankly, I don't know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office.  I'm not bragging you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close.  When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we're Number One.  There's no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on 'Macbeth'.  The four of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of blab.  You don't know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words."

-- Columnist Burt Prelutsky, Los Angeles Times

  

ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID

Attention, all you "Little People!"  Tired of the same old wedding gifts?  Don't want another birthday tie?

Then invite your guests to "give" to the 2012 Obama beg-a-thon!  

I actually wish this was a photoshop, at least, partially.

-neon leon

My Dog's Secret 
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. 
His meals are provided at no cost to him. 
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......

I think my dog is a Member of Congress~!


Hat Tip:  Jim Adamson
-neon leon

SAW THIS COMING, DIDJA?

-neon leon

YOUR GOVERNMENT GONE AMOK

"Man visited by armed EPA agents not satisfied with answers, wants agency changes"

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/06/09/man-visited-by-armed-epa-agents-not-satisfied-with-answers-wants-agency-changes/#ixzz1xgYB5Y3O


"ARMED" EPA agents?  "ARMED" in order to "Protect the Environment?"  


Stalin would be so proud.


-neon leon

"THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS DOING FINE.."

IF EVER A MAN NEEDED A RADICAL PROCTO-CRANIOECTOMY*, THIS MAN DOES.  "BUFFOON" IS JUST TOO KIND A WORD.


*my own word:  You do the math.
-neonleon