VICTORY IS IN SIGHT!!

At long last, after languishing for years as the 24th-worst state for business, Oregon has leapt, thanks largely to Measures 66 and 67, from a mediocre 24th-place  to TWELFTH Place in the race for financial ruin!  Isn't that good news for all you PERS supporters?  Now we can vie with workers' paradises like California, New Jersey, and Massachussetts for the title of "Tax Hell 2010!"  After all, "it's for the children."
Now, if only we could elect a tax-spendthrift like that other governor from a few years ago, what was his name...Bizhobbler? Taxjammer?   Something like that.  Anyway, with the right kind of governor and this Moe, Larry, and Curly legislature, there's no bottom to the money abyss, and plenty of room for more of measures like 666 and 667 (you know, next to the antichrist).  Buh-bye, businesses!!  We'll just raise property taxes, fuel taxes, excise taxes, utility fees, income taxes, toss in a sales tax, capital gains tax, death tax, private retirement taxes, and Oregon should be one great big state park!  Won't that be lovely?  Oh, the tent-camping tax, did I forget  to mention that?

Incorporating in Nevada is sounding better and better...