Square Dancing in Afghanistan

According to news sources, the "rules of engagement," for our troops in the Afghanistan war, which, by the way, President Obumble has described as "a neccessary war" have been altered ummmm, slightly to be more PC:

"The actual ROEs are said to be classified U.S. and NATO secrets, but based on individual soldier accounts, those restrictions include the following:

No night or surprise searches

Villagers are to be warned prior to searches

Afghan National Army, or ANA, or Afghan National Police, or ANP, must accompany U.S. units on searches

U.S. soldiers may not fire at insurgents unless they are preparing to fire first

U.S. forces cannot engage insurgents if civilians are present

Only women can search women

Troops can fire on insurgents if they catch them placing an IED but not if insurgents walk away from where the explosives are."

Alamand left, and away we go, suhwing your partner to and fro...

Somebody tie Obumble to a chair and force him to watch him to watch "300."