MultCo Public Health

Per an interesting e-mail from my son's Portland Public School:  FREE H1-N1 vaccines will be available at Portland Public High Schools, Parkrose High,  and a Gresham clinic, as well as at 5 k-8 schools in the Portland district.  Free to students and adults UNLESS you live on the west side of the Willamette.  The nearest high school for you rich barstids would be Cleveland, in S.E. Portland,  or Grant in N.E. Portland.
Do you sense some sort of profiling by Multnomah County and Portland Public Schools? 
Monday morning, let's call the Multnomah County Health Dep't. at 503-994-4454 and hear their explanation, shall we?  C'mon, it'll be fun!