Congress Forbidden to Send You "Christmas" Wishes

Dear Senator Merkley, Senator Wyden, and Congressman Schrader;

It is my understanding that members of Congress are forbidden* to wish constituents neither "Merry Christmas" nor "Happy New Year" in franked (Taxpayer-funded) official messages.
It is also my understanding that both "Christmas" and "New Year's Day" are officially and lawfully recognized as Federal Holidays by name. I trust you can see where I am going with this: another contradictory message from a government legal system of paradox upon incongruity upon dichotomy: no wonder the people of America become frustrated.


So, Senators and Congressman, in closing I wish you and yours a very, very MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a PRAYER for a HAPPY (and Prosperous) NEW YEAR, courtesy of that good ol' First Amendment.


Most Sincere Regards,
Neon Leon
 
* http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/congressmen-cant-say-merry-christmas-mail/261466

Dre-e-e-eam, dream dream dream.....

HOPE, and CHANGE!

Bear Mountain Sports

Kinda poor resolution, but it's the thought that counts.

A "touching" commercial.

Thanks to your Second Amendment Rights!!

"Look For The Union Label"

ATTENTION: Liberal Democrats

Notice that Labor Union members are required to present "Picture I.D." in order to vote on union matters?

How Un-American!!

This Picture Says It All..