STATE of "DISS"-UNION, 2010

Community Organizer-in-Chief and mellifluous purveyor of leftist snake oil Barry M. Enema delivered his first State of the Union speech to wildly receptive Democrats and pointedly solemn Supreme Court last night. The 70-minute speech was best summed up by Justice Alito: "not true!"  Key highlights were: the "economic stimulus" saved 1.5 million jobs, 80 to 90 percent of those jobs were in education (taxpayer supported) or other governmental jobs (also taxpayer supported), at least within actual zip codes or real congressional districts;  we are going to have a cap-and-tax "climate bill" legislation in spite of mounting evidence that the whole thing is a scam based on deliberately falsified data;  we are going to have Federal intervention into the world's best healthcare system in spite of the will of 86  percent of the people; we are going to "invest" in high-speed versions of Amtrak in order to funnel even more money down even larger ratholes at even faster speeds;  many "smaller banks," such as the one owned by Representative (and Obama crony)  Maxine Waters' husband, will get 30 billions of dollars extorted from the larger and therefore EEVIL banks; said EEVILbanks will continue to be vilified for making risky loans, never mind that they were MANDATED BY A DEMOCRAT CONGRESS to make such opprobrious loans;  student loans will be erased for college grads who enter "public service" at a faster rate than if you opt for some less neccessary career like, oh, say, medicine or engineering or business; and, my fave, arrogantly stating that the Supreme Court bungled a recent decision involving campaign financing laws, at least in Mr. wOnderful's humble opinion, which was visibly discounted by a rather disgruntled Justice Alito who mouthed "not true" in front of the entire nation.  Not as harsh as "YOU LIE" from Pete Wilson, but closely related.  Oh, and the pleasant prospect that all Al Qaeda terrorists will be given taxpayer-paid attorneys and healthcare while in civil, not military, custody.  Keep your Glock clean, friends.   My favorite audience reaction, by far, was watching Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano dozing off while on duty ....AGAIN. The system still works, eh, Jan?

So, never mind the staggering debt load you are being buried under, pay no attention as that debt TRIPLES in this decade to become $300,000 PER household,  never mind the stated intent of Al Qaeda to do "something better"  (in their own words) than 9/11, let's ensure THEIR "civil rights:"  ignore the monumental fiscal failures of past "stimulus plans," let's do it all again:  you "little folks" just go watch the Super Bowl commercials, and drink your Kool-Aid like good little sheeple, and let Big Brother Barry's All-Purpose Elixir soothe all your troubles away. 
Oh, and, sleep well:  Janet's on the job.