"You Shall Not Bear False Testimony..."

In today's news, President pro-tem Obama, our nation's latest one-term President, announced:
1: the creation, by executive order, of a "bipartisan committee" to study and seek ways to curtail his profligate spending habits, which habits would make a drunken sailor ashamed; and,
2: The cheery financial news that his trillion-dollar "Economic Stimulus Plan" has already "saved or created two million jobs" (excepting, of course, yours, mine, and anyone we know).

Both bits of financial "good news" are blatant misstatements of fact, whether deliberate or merely the rantings of a fiscal imbecile remains to be determined.  Since the inception one year ago today of the ARRA (as in "Arra you still unemployed?), more than six million jobs have evaporated: as in poof!  Those jobs "saved," at least within the zip codes which are not completely fraudulent, are overwhelmingly GOVERNMENT employees' positions (already taxpayer-funded) from teaching positions to Employment Office clerks.  Big Deal: we get to keep all of the overpaid workers in our bloated governance systems, and their featherbed retirement programs too, oh, goody!  I feel so stimulated!

As far as the committee's intended effort to trim waste from the Federal Debt, now exceeding SIXTY PERCENT of our GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT, which debt Obama did NOT inherit from the eeevil Bush administration, the obvious solution once again escapes our Financial-Wizard-in-Chief: STOP SPENDING MONEY WE DON'T HAVE!!  But, of course, so doing would thwart his master plan to completely decimate this country's economy, infrastructure, and Constitutional form of Government.
Don't believe me:  Buy, borrow, or preferably steal Saul Alinsky's book, "Rules for Radicals."  You will see that Obama follows to the letter the rules laid out for subverting a government.  To the LETTER!

Hope and Change, my eye!  Your children and your grandchildren are NOW doomed to life in a bankrupt, has-been, third-world shambles of a nation, bereft of "HOPE,"  unable to institute "CHANGE" save for learning Mandarin instead of English, and spending Yuans instead of worthless Dollars.  Lock and load, my friends, Lock and Load.