Nanny Obama

Obesity Czar Michelle Obama has determined what your child should eat at school, given that little Johnny is roly-poly and destitute.  Gone are fish sticks, mystery meat and "gravy," and white bread.  The picture below shows a "suggested" school lunch for the "typical" 5th-grader under Nanny O's plan,
Question 1:  Which three items on the plate will NOT be consumed by any 5th grader and will end up in the overflowing trash cans?
Question 2:  Do any of you recall seeing a school lunch plate where any of the vegetables were recognizably green or white and not a shade of gray??
Question 3a:  How many times can the whole wheat roll pictured below be tossed across the lunchroom before exploding?  3b:  How many can be kept aloft at one time?
Question 4:  Will all fresh fruits be served in a Chinese-made aluminum measuring cup, and will all milk and condiments be served in a Chinese-made glass or phenyl plastic cup, and will all meals be served on Chinese-made dishes and consumed with Chinese-made plastic utensils and transported on a Chinese-made plastic tray?
Question 5:  Bottom line:  how much more money will this meal plan cost the taxpayers?