WARNING !! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!! DANGER11

Should the Federal Government "shut down" due to lack of a budget, you will lose some or all of these "services:"
1. The Marine Mammal Commission, preserving seals, not salmon.
2. The Migratory Bird Conservation Commission, keeping  geese safe on runways.
3. The Millennium Challenge  Corp., spending your money in Somalia.
4. The Education Department, or E.D.  and you KNOW what that means.
5. The Department of Energy, freeing us from foreign oil since 1974.  So far, so good...
6. The English Language Acquisition Office.  For English, press "7."
7. The Federal Housing Finance Board, preventing Fannie Mae failures since, well, never.
8. The Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission.  WTF? What's That For?
9. The Fossil Energy Commission, keeping Nancy Pelosi breathing, I guess.
10. The Selective Service System.  Do you feel a draft?

Ronald Reagan said it best:  "A government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!"