IowaHawk, possibly the most acerbic wit in the blogosphere, has given us a prediction of the dire results should no budget agreement between both Houses of Congress be reached by the Aug. 2 Federal doomsday:
Beltway policy experts begin living by own wits; after 45 minutes there are no survivors. Roving bands of outlaws stalk our streets, selling incandescent bulbs to vulnerable children.
Unregulated mohair prices at the whim of unscrupulous mohair speculators.
NPR news segments no longer buffered by soothing zither interludes.
Breadlines teeming with jobless Outreach Coordinators, Diversity Liaisons, and Sustainability Facilitators.
Cowboy poetry utterly lacking in metre.
General Motors unfairly forced to build cars that people want, and for a profit.
Chaos reigns at Goldman Sachs, who no longer knows who to bribe with political donations.
I am certain that you, dear reader, can envision even more catastrophic scenarios; feel free to share.
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