Job Creation and Economic Stimuli

If ever there was a reason to fire the former Community Agitator who now occupies the White House, his own hand-picked assistants give us new reasons nearly every day:
Perhaps you recall Press Secretary Jay (no, not Art) Carney stating that "Unemployment checks create jobs."  That statement clearly demonstrates this so-called Administration's utter and complete lack of understanding monetary reality in an almost Orwellian miasma of doublespeak.  Unemployment checks, also known as "your tax monies," or worse yet, "borrowed from China monies," only partially replace former paychecks.  "Spreading it around" creates nothing.  Nothing!  These "economic stimuli" and "job creators" only incentivize the lethargic to become even more lethargic, and to become wholly dependent upon "government" for bare-minimum survival.  Sounds like Socialism to me...
An even better reason comes from Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack, who repeated the White House mantra that "Food Stamps, now called SNAP, stimulate the economy."  I see.  So when someone no longer can afford to buy the food that got them this far along in life because of the massive assault on the economy created primarily by this current "Administration," with help from the collective genius of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, another government program to redistribute your money is the only salvation.  This "Administration" firmly believes that all things should come from Government since we "little people" so obviously need its hand of divine guidance in every aspect of  our meager existence:  GM.  TARP.  SNAP.  AIG.  FNMA.  STIMULUS.  "OBAMACARE."  UNEMPLOYMENT.  WELFARE.  QUANTITATIVE EASING.  16.7 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT. FAST FOOD.

Enough!  This Federal Government has grown by 20% since "Teh One" usurped the Presidency.  Federal salaries have risen, in many instances, from the low 80's to well over 125 thousand dollars, plus a "perk" package that even the Teamsters envy.  Our Nation's creditworthiness, for the first time in America's 235 years, has been downgraded.  And this wilfully ignorant Usurper blames: a. Bush; b. Japan's tsunami; c. European failing Socialist states; d. plain old "bad luck." e. Your "greed." YOURS!  Of course, his mirror only reflects a "god-like Hero" who will ultimately be blessed, and thanked, by all for "saving" the nation.

My next post will be less political and more scientific, unless, as a proud member of Obama's Enemies List, I am somehow restrained in the name of "fairness" by the Ministry of Truth or the Thought Police.  Pray for me.  Silently and not in public, of course.