It is my understanding that members of Congress are forbidden* to wish constituents neither "Merry Christmas" nor "Happy New Year" in franked (Taxpayer-funded) official messages.
It is also my understanding that both "Christmas" and "New Year's Day" are officially and lawfully recognized as Federal Holidays by name. I trust you can see where I am going with this: another contradictory message from a government legal system of paradox upon incongruity upon dichotomy: no wonder the people of America become frustrated.
So, Senators and Congressman, in closing I wish you and yours a very, very MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a PRAYER for a HAPPY (and Prosperous) NEW YEAR, courtesy of that good ol' First Amendment.
Most Sincere Regards,
Neon Leon
* http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/congressmen-cant-say-merry-christmas-mail/261466
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