IT'S ALIVE !!

Perfect. "Official" unemployment stands at 15.4 million Americans, while the "real" number of unemployed is above 26.4 million. Once your Unemployment Insurance benefits run out, or if you don't qualify, you are not counted as "officially" unemployed. So, what could be a better time to resurrect Amnesty for Illegals? Bull's, ummm, Eye!
Congressman Luis Guiterrez of Illinois (you'll have to guess his party affiliation: it's easy)plans to introduce Amnesty 6.0.1 (beta), which bill includes details such as opposition to strengthening our border patrol along the, well, let's just say that the Atlantic coastline is already pretty secure, and so is the Kenai Peninsula; and ending local/federal cooperation in immigration deportation.

Here's a thought: Move into David Wu's or Jeff Merkley's or Ron Wyden's or Earl Blumenauer's house. Bring the whole family, even little Elvis who has the "sniffles." Eat his food, use his phone, write checks if you can find his checkbook or box of checks, charge stuff on his Nordstrom's account if you can't. Drive his car whether or not you know how or have a license: he's probably got lots of insurance. Call his doctor for advice about little Elvis's sniffles, and charge any prescriptions to the owner of the house. How long do you think it would be before the Men in Black rather undaintily haul the lot of you off to the "Ironbar Hotel?" It'll be even more fun if you pretend to be unable to speak nor understand English.

Oh, all right, take the sissy way out and just write an e-mail to your congressman and Senators
explaining why you think this proposed "amnesty" will benefit anyone other than the SEIU.