Real Progress, D.C. Style

Homeland Security head Janet Napolitano submitted her resignation today as DHS Secretary, effective immediately, following the narrowly-averted Christmas bombing attempt.  President Obama, continuing his vacation in Hawaii, stated "You've done a heckuva job, Jannie," and immediately named her as head of the newly-created Department of Intergovernmental Medicine, or the DIM.  He clarified by saying that she will be his "go-to person" in charge of all Federal health care operations, including Medicare, Medicaid, and any future medical pogroms, that is, programs.