LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF YOU:
CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL MOST LIKELY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOU WILL BE EXECUTED.
CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED AND DEPORTED WITHIN 24 HOURS.

BUT:

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
A FAKE SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE PAYMENTS,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A SUBSIDIZED LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, INCLUDING REDUCED COLLEGE TUITION
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS RE-PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT IN THIS COUNTRY,
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE!
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION...

AND GOD BLESS ARIZONA!  IF YOU ARE STOPPED BY A POLICE OFFICER FOR A TRAFFIC INFRACTION AND YOU CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH, OR HAVE 9 PASSENGERS IN YOUR PICKUP, HE MAY CALL FOR A CHECK OF YOUR LEGAL STATUS.  HOW DRACONIAN!  ENFORCING 60-YEAR-OLD FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAWS!!


Hat Tip: LK et al.