Commemorating 9/11

How to commemorate 9/11?  Well, as you all know, I'm as Politically Correct as I can be, so here's my perfect 9/11 suggestion:

Barbecue spareribs!  Because nothing says "freedom" like eating non-halal foods. 
The Bible clearly admonishes: "Let NO MAN judge you in what you eat..." and, referring to Jesus Christ:  "He declared ALL FOODS to be CLEAN."  Jesus, being Almighty God incarnate, is a somewhat more reliable authority than "Allah's Messenger." 

Read aloud, if you choose,  passages from the "peaceful" Q'uran, such as; 
Qur'an 9:5 "When the sacred forbidden months for fighting are past, fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, beleaguer them, and lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war."
Q'uran 9:29: "Fight against those who believe not in Allah,  nor in the Last Day,  nor forbid that which has been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger  and those who acknowledge not the "religion of truth"  among the people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians), until they pay the Jizyah ("protection" money) with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued." 

And proudly say with me:

I WILL NOT "SUBMIT!"

Care for another rib?