To My Favorite Radio Host, Lars Larson

'Morning Lars,
As you can see from the time stamp, I have insomnia due to this "lame-duck" session of Congress resurrecting what they deceitfully call "comprehensive immigration reform:" the DREAM Act, which obviously stands for Democrats Rewarding Every Anomalous Mexican. It's their last-gasp chance to spit in the eyes of the citizenry for slamming the door on their sorry tailfeathers. After the way they "fixed" the economy with the trillion-dollar stimulus, and "fixed" the finest health care system in the world with Obamacare, and "fixed" airport security, and "fixed" Gitmo terrorist trials, why don't they stop all the nonsense and cut to the chase on this latest version of "Scamnesty for Illegals" and simply grant citizenship to every illegal who contributes $100.00 or more to B.S. Obama's re-election campaign fund? If a mere 12 million of the twenty million illegals pitch in, that would raise 1.2 billion dollars for Barry-O, enough to mollify even a most acerbic George Soros.

Then from Puerto Tierra, Oregon to Buffalo, New Yucatan;  from Detroit, Michoacan to San Jalisco, Califexico, and in Washington, Distrito Federal, we can all join hands and be happy and healthy. And safe, don't forget safe. And working. Yes, oops, my bad, I meant: si, senor.

Oh, what the h-e-double-hockeysticks. I'm off to the gun range to maim a few mallard silhouettes with either the M&P .40 or the Sig 1911.

Keep Preachin'
Neon Leon