"Affordable Housing" Plan Revealed

Rep. Barney Frank (D.- Ben Dover) and Senator Chris Dodd (D.-Funct) today revealed their "Affordable housing Creation, Restructuring, And Provision" ( Ah-CRAP) bill late Thursday as the House was passing the "Bush Tax Cuts" bill which effectively re-named the ee-vil "Bush Tax Cuts" to become the new "Obama Benificence Program" which allows the top 50% of wage-earners to keep part of what they earn rather than "re-distribute" it to the bottom 35% of welfare recipients.  Unemployment benefits will be extended for another year, guaranteeing that fewer than 2% of benefit recipients will stop playing Wii and pot-smoking long enough to actually look for a job. Funding for the additional year of unemployment benefits will now be paid in Yuans, as the American Dollar is currently virtually worth about as much as a Kleenex tissue.
Which brings us to the housing plan:  Your new home, courtesy of the Democrat-controlled Congress' last-gasp proposal, awaits.  Live long and Prosper:

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