You Can't Make this Stuff up, Folks

On Thursday, December 16, 2010,  Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano announced that her department is creating a new task force to battle the effects of climate change on domestic security operations.


Speaking at the "first" (of many, many more) White House Forum on Environmental Justice (insert WTF here)  on Thursday, Secretary Napolitano discussed the initial findings of the department's recently created "Climate Change and Adaptation Task Force." 
Oh, goodie, another rathole down which to pour even more of the taxpayers' money, as if we did not have far too many jefe's already..  No sense in fighting terrorists (that's the FBI's job, apparently) nor in stopping drug-smuggling and murders along our southern border (again, "Not my job."  Oh, wait...yes, here it is, on page 2,196.  My bad.)  Let's have the Coast Guard saving the polar bears, and the TSA capturing breast implant and ostomy-bag patients, but NOT ONE would-be bomber to date, as long as we can save the planet from BIG OIL and the ee-vil Bush empire.

And you wonder why I think she's a clown?