Anxiously Awaiting Your Reply

Dear Dr. Schrader:

I listened to the President's proposed "Jobs Stmulus" bill which was merely a demand for spending yet another half-trillion dollars to be spent on nothing other than existing "Public Works" (Read: taxpayer-supported)jobs.  Another half-trillion borrowed dollars to glue an additional tax burden to our selves and to our progeny, and for what?  Political payoffs to labor unions:  the NEA, AFT, Teamsters, and AFSCME.
We are not all sheep, sir.
Barnunesque claims of wonders beyond imagination no longer have credibility, particularly the proven-hollow claims from Mr. Obama.  Is it not gross stupidity to think that repeating failure enough times will eventually become success?  On what planet is that idea relevant?  Not this one, obviously.
Sorry, fellows:  back to the drawing board.

"But wait, there's more!!  If you pass my bill RIGHT NOW, 

we'll actually DOUBLE the offer! 

That's right:

You'll get TWO spurious jobs bills for the price of one, 
you just pay separate shipping and handling!

Now, we can't do this all day, but if you're one of the

FIRST 100 Congressmen to vote  "Yes,"

we'll include 

a BRAND NEW Chevy Volt, 
with a retail value of $7.93!!

Operatives are standing by, so cast your vote Now!"*

It reminds one of his crowing over the passage, just last year, of "Obamacare," claiming (falsely, of course:  we've learned to expect that from him) that the Republicans were crying "Armageddon," and then Challenging God with "no asteroids falling, no cracks in the Earth opening up,"  Since Mr. Obama is so profoundly ignorant of, and fundamentally opposed to, Biblical principles, God graciously gave him a resting period before allowing the Earth to crack the D.C. buildings, and, as icing, let a mighty wind (Hurricane Irene) douse the mighty windbag.  Timing is everything, eh Barry?

Some people just refuse to learn.

Hat Tip:  *Mark Steyn