Buffett's Buffet

Midwestern  tycoon Warren Buffett, pictured here at his night job serving customers at Famous Dave's, presented his quick and easy solution to America ’s debt problem today on CNBC:

 “I could end the deficit in five minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than three percent of GDP .......all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection."


Ummm, Mr. Buffett, have you forgotten who writes new laws?  Think:  Jean "Fleepay-Floppay" Kerry, "Countrywide" Chris Dodd, Barney "Hello, sailor" Frank, and, course, Anthony "Weiners" Weiner, not to slight David "Tiger" Wu, Hank "Tipover" Johnson, and "San Fran Gran Nan" Pelosi.  
Sorry, Debbis Wasserman-Schultz.  You didn't make the cut (really?  Debbis?? *snortle*.).  Edged out by Maxine Waters. Maybe next year.
And, none become the law of the land until signed by, ... wait for it, ... that Teleprompter-Reader-cum-Pitchmeister-in-Chief, the Masterbaiter of RINO's, America's First Black "Vince-the ShamWow Guy," the Co-Conspirator and Condonor in Chief, the Great Blamethrower, "O" the Great and Powerful, the Pilaster of Disaster, The One (thank God), the Only (Thanks again, God), the Supreme Leader of "Spread-It-Meaning-Yours-Around," Buraq Husan Obama!  (Wiki those names.)


Sorry, Warren, (may I call you Warren?) but with a lineup like this, the chances of any reasonable law being passed, or even suggested or dreamt, will be, and I'm basing this purely on past performances, 
Absolutely Zero.